Posts tagged: Spider Man
5.) Spider-Man slings his web fluid around willy-go-nilly
I feel bad for Aunt May. She’s like a bizarro Archie, forever condemned to spend her existence doddering around with a quizzical look on her face, eternally entombed in a mid-priced home off of the F train.
1.) Spider-Man talks dirty to evildoers
If you need any proof that crime-fighting is a form of sexual sublimation for Spider-Man, here it is.